5. Satisfaction – Rolling Stones
4. Kiss – Prince
3. Sweet Dreams – Eurhythmics
2. What’s Going On – Marvin Gaye
1. Billie Jean – Michael Jackson
I can’t imagine a world without Billie Jean and the sidewalk that lights up. But maybe that is just me.
The question I asked myself is, what hit songs do I wish were never released?
5. Girl You Know It’s True – Milli Vinilli.
Is there any explanatin needed for this?
4. Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston.
Really, the greatest love is learning to love yourself? That is what she is going with? What happened to you Whitney?
3. Macarena – Los del Rio.
Ugh. Did you realize that there are 12 official versions of this song? “Heeeey, Macarena!” No, Macarena.
2. Hangin’ Tough – New Kids on the Block.
If there is one thing I associate New Kids with, it is being tough. Real tough.
1. Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus. I was already tired of this song before Hannah Montana, but seeing him again for the last few years has put it over the top for me.
Any other suggestions?